Trolling first comment U MAD BRO?

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard-working dedication paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank all of those would've helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I would like to thank my cat Espresso, for being fat and their for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me the inspiration I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Facebook, the fish I caught in third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the Internet for letting me go on Facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank the people that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal this is to me. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything if you set your mind to it. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.